1/12/2006

An Unhealthy Speculation

In a Strangeloveian column for today's Daily Telegraph entitled 'We should be very worried about Iran', Sir John Keegan wrote,
"Iranians may well be the missing link for which MI5 is searching behind the July 7 bombings in London."
Indeed they might be - as also might the Martians be responsible, for the logic behind throwing about wild suggestions concerning the nationality of those responsible for killing 52 people without displaying firm evidence is certainly otherworldly. It will play well with the neocon moon-howlers who go up to the cusp of accusing British generals of treason, and then back away; but with few others.
You never know, it could all have been the work of the gnomes...because you don't really think they spend all night just sitting about your garden looking decorative - do you?

3 Comments:

Blogger Neil Craig said...

We are being wound up over Iran & suddenly Iran was involved in the bombing. A reverse of Lockerbie where, once Syria became part of the coalition in the Gulf War it turned out they hadn't been involved after all.

6:17 PM  
Blogger The g-Gnome said...

Neil,

Exactly.

10:38 PM  
Blogger Pastorised said...

Trenchant and accurate. Pray continue.

Sined - A Dedicated Gnominalist.

10:04 PM  

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